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dataDyne Central: Defection
Get a cheat or weapon that involves explosives -- rocket launcher, all guns, devastator, whatever. Go to the room that has the internal security hub -- it has the giant fans and is the first room of the building. Next to the computer console is a large tube, shoot your explosive at this and a huge hole will appear. Fall down into the secret cache and you will find a piece of cheese in the vent.
Of other note, you can reach the same area by blowing a hole in the wall of Cassandra's office. A sort of detour, if you will.
dataDyne Research: Investigation
In the room with the irate scientist go straight ahead from the entrance and look down, you will be standing on a glass floor, and you can peer down and see pipes criss-crossing into blackness. On one of these pipes is a piece of Swiss cheese, its dark holes calling out for you.
dataDyne Central: Extraction
Essentially it is in the same location as in Defection...get an explosive, head into Cassandra's office, and blow a hole in the right wall near the window (coming from the entrance it is to the right, if you look at the entrance it is to the left. All a matter of perspective.) and it will be right there in the window.
Carrington Villa: Hostage One
In the wine cellar, where the shock troopers are having a bingeing party, look at the top of every shelf of booze and you will find, just barely, a small part of what looks like rotten cheese on the top of the case, all orange and grimey. Suddenly I'm not so hungry...
Chicago: Stealth
In front of the dataDyne limousine, in the side of the building, is a blue door. Go inside, down the ramps, and you'll find the locked entrance to the Pond Punk Club. To open it up, disarm all three guards and one of them will open it in a futile attempt to get help. Once inside, make your way to the restroom, go to the stalls, and look down inside the toilets -- thar be treasure in these waters!
For being in toilet water for god knows how long, that cheese looks awfully delicious. Does anyone have some crackers on hand?
G5 Building: Reconnaissance
In the room that contains the damping field generator equipment (computers and such) look at the wall underneath the sloping ceiling. You'll discover an air-conditioning vent of some sort, and inside, if you peek around a little bit, you will see a piece of cheese. Dusty, grayish cheese, but cheese all the same. Mmmmm, linty.
Area 51: Infiltration
Make your way to the room inside Area 51: Infiltration that has the super-soldier with twin MagSec pistols. Further access to the building is blocked by a locked metal door. Stand in front of this door, right against it in fact, and use the FarSight to zoom as deep in to the level as you can. If you go straight ahead from this door, you will find the cheese in the air-conditioning vents from the next two Area 51 levels.
Area 51: Rescue
In Perfect Agent the doors to the showers are locked, and the only way in is via the air-conditioning ducts. You always see a small speck of yellow at the very end, but it is totally out of reach. However, if you get a Sniper Rifle and zoom in you will find that it is a piece of cheesy goodness...oh, hold me...
Area 51: Escape
In Perfect Agent the doors to the showers are locked, and the only way in is via the air-conditioning ducts. You always see a small speck of yellow at the very end, but it is totally out of reach. However, if you get a Sniper Rifle and zoom in you will find that it is a piece of cheesy goodness...oh, hold me...
Air Base: Espionage
Go to the box of proximity mines at the end of the blue tunnel, near the beginning. Use your Horizon Scan and look STRAIGHT DOWN, right over the edge of the cliff. In the waters below is some strange, green rock, shaped like a triangle. At the tip of this triangle is some cheese. Squishy, yes, but still cheese.
Air Force One: Antiterrorism
This is so easy you probably already knew about it. In the same compartment that has the escape pod for the President, there are some metal containers that look like they hold a liquid, or maybe a gas of some sort. Behind these tubes of equipment is some yellow cheese.
Crash Site: Confrontation
This one is tricky, so listen carefully. Go to the wrecked Air Force One, on the side with the Mr. Blonde (he has a sniper rifle). Kill him and grab his gun. Directly in front of him is a wall, but there is a large split in it. Move directly in front of the crack, and an invisible wall will block your path. Now back up and move slightly to the right, and a speck of cheese will be behind the crack. Use the Sniper Rifle's incredible viewing range to look at it, and you'll find that, yes, it is cheese. Mmmmmm...cheesy goodness. And cheesy jokes. Those work too.
Pelagic II: Exploration
Go through the level until you reach the first alarm box. Kill everyone around it, then move into the next room which has four men and a second alarm box. Kill these as well. Now, in front of the door that leads to the nuclear reactor, look straight down at the floor. Inside the metal grating you will find a huge chunk of cheese, looking healthier and more vigor than any cheese we have seen yet. It must be that ocean air...
Deep Sea: Nullify Threat
This one can be spotted almost right from the beginning. Go forward through the huge plexy-glass tubes, and look through the left-hand side, at the bottom of the ocean floor. Eventually you'll find a miniscule piece of yellow. Zoom in on it using a sniper rifle and you'll find some cheese. I'm surprised a fish or something hasn't eaten it up yet...
Carrington Institute: Defense
In this mission the large, shiny blue doors that are normally locked in the overworld have been blown off, so you can go outside, finding a balcony overlooking a helipad. Go against the second blue door you see (up the ramp) and look through the door you just entered through. You'll have to adjust your view a bit, but you'll find the cheese slightly above the doorway, and to the right.
Attack Ship: Covert Assault
In the room with the shield consoles that you must destroy, take the elevator down into the Skedar hangar/runway (the place where Elvis' buddies kick some serious Skedar ass). After running up the ramp leading from the elevator turn to your right and go into the large room there, where Skedar come from. On the floor there will be some sort of liquid glass, if you look through it you will see a piece of cheese. Weird.
Skedar Ruins: Battle Shrine
After crossing the large canyon situated in the middle of the level, climb the ladder. Before blowing the large hole in the side of the wall, go down the skinny hill that leads to a shield in Agent/Special Agent. Two Skedar armed with deadly Reapers inhabit this area. Kill them both, and go to the area with the shield. Behind it is a wall, and carved into it is a huge "S" shape. Duck down once (not all the way down, this is a medium crouch) and get against the right-hand wall, then get as close to the S as you can. Inside, camouflaged slightly, is a piece of rotten cheese. Use the scope of your Falcon-2 if you can't see it clearly. Behold...the power of cheese.
I guess one of the Skedar left it there for his lunch break.